Richard the Glutton
Commander of Stalag $9.99 - Where shrimp go... and mysteriously never return
Aka:
| Richard the Devourer of Shrimp | The Great White Hole |
| Shrimp be Gone | Killer of the Sea Dwellers |
| The Shrimpinator | Bubba Gulp Shrimp |
| I've never met a shrimp I didn't like. | Richard Shrimp Dahlmer |
| The Mad Peeler& | Captain Eatin Disorder |
Beware if you hear these lines:
"Hey, are you gonna finish those shrimp?"
"The only thing betta than all-u-can eat skrimps is all-u-can eat ribs."
Height: 6'
Hair: Non-existent (except for facial, back, and knuckles)
Eyes: Hazel (tend to roll back in the head while feeding - shark-like)
Weight: Varies (sometimes includes 16 lbs. of shrimp weight)
Appearance: In-seam shorter than sleeve length (Neanderthal man)
Offenses:
Oct 2001 - Murder on St John Island - Brutally skinned and devoured over 300 innocent shrimp.
Aug 2001 - Kidnapping and Reckless Endangerment – Coral Banded Shrimp (currently being held captive)
June 2001 - Manslaughter – 2 young, Cleaner Shrimp
April 2001 - Manslaughter – Coral Banded Shrimp
Last Sighting:
Seen stalking a Red Lobster in Marietta, GA during a recent shrimp promotion
Frequents:
"All-U-can-Eat" establishments.
Dive Shops
Pet Stores
Other information:
Rumored to be seeking a spear gun.
Warnings:
DO NOT approach the suspect while he is eating.
Known to be irritable without his medication (Caffeine)
Gas "issues"